Highly entertaining vampires

— feeling haha
Bill The Vampire (The Tome of Bill) - Rick Gualtieri


"Sally again shook her head. "Also not his style. He likes to make a big scene. A showdown, like he set up on the phone, is just the kind of thing he loves to do. Fucker's probably been sporting an erection about it ever since he left here."


"Okay," I replied.  "And thank you for that imagery, by the way. Now I have a picture in my head of him clubbing to death with his dick." "



I laughed like a loon over that passage. 


I wish I would have read this sooner.

Thankfully, there are more!


This may have just toasted my Mt. TBR challenge resolution.