Reading progress update: I've read 51%.

Spider Legs - Clifford A. Pickover, Piers Anthony

 

I think this is going to be a DNF.

 

I don't care anymore what the giant sea spider does unless it eats the authors next.

 

I'm sure New Foundland is an amazing place, I would actually like to visit.

but I don't want a lecture on arctic marine biology and a tour guide.